Ralph Joke #1

So, Ralph is quite the jokester....he's always saying "that reminds me of a joke"....

Leslie often does an eye-roll and says he tells the same 17 jokes over and over.

I thought I'd start documenting them.  I've got a little notepad on my phone and I type a short summary of the joke whenever one "pops out".

 So - I'll start with one aptly titled Zen Master Hot Dogs


 

Zen master

A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master.
The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."