An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, "I hate
to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are
getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is
enough!"
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells.
"We can't
stand the sight of each other any longer," the old dad explained. "We're
sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call
your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!".
Frantic, the son calls his
sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced,"
she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls her elderly father
immediately, and screams at him, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do
a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and
we'll both be there tomorrow.
Until then, don't do a thing, you hear
me?" she yelled as she hung up the phone. The old man hangs up his phone
and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "it's all set. They're both
coming for Christmas and paying their own air-fare.
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...funny...good trick too...
ReplyDeleteLove,
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