Leslie often does an eye-roll and says he tells the same 17 jokes over and over.
I thought I'd start documenting them. I've got a little notepad on my phone and I type a short summary of the joke whenever one "pops out".
So - I'll start with one aptly titled Zen Master Hot Dogs
Zen master
A Zen master
visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make
me one with everything."
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master.
The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master.
The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."
funny...it seems like I've heard a version of that that just ended with "make me one with everything"...haha...
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