Ralph Joke #7

So this couple walks into a marriage counselor’s office and the wife is crying about feeling neglected. Really wailing, she tells the marriage counselor that they don’t sit down to meals much
They don’t go anywhere and have any fun. She feels like a maid around the house. Sex? It’s been years! And not only is intimacy a thing of the past, they don’t even talk any more!

Sobbing, she tells the therapist: “I can’t go on this way.”

The marriage counselor gets up out of his chair and goes over to the woman. He gently takes both of her hands into his and slowly lifts her up out of her chair, maintaining eye contact with her all the while. He pulls her gently to him and enfolds her in his arms to give her a sensual hug. Then he plants a big kiss right on her lips for several seconds.

When he disengages the embrace, she sits back down in a daze, but with a smile on her face.

Then he turns to the husband and says: “Did you see that? That’s what your wife needs three times a week.”


The husband pauses for a moment and then says: “I can do it on Monday and Wednesday, but it would be hard for me to bring her over here on Friday, because that's my fishing day with the boys!"