Thursday, January 24, 2019

Ralph Joke #9

This is Leslie's mother's joke:

An eagle goes looking for a mate.....
He swoops down and picks up a loon. 

"I'm a loon, I'm a loon, I love to spoon."

The eagle realizes this will not work, so he kicks the loon out and finds a hawk.

"I'm a hawk, I'm a hawk, I just want to talk."

Realizing that that will not work, he kicks out the hawk and finds a dove. 

"I'm a dove, I'm a dove, I don't make love."

Frustrated now at three failed attempts, the eagle kicks out the dove and picks up a duck. 

"I'm a drake, I'm a drake, you made a mistake!"

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